tytranosaurusrex:

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

rosenrotxiii:

wildplantts:

trulyvincent:

Falling Glitter

I love this so fucking much. Words can’t explain how happy I was watching this video.

It’s like stardust is raining on my face

I’m so out of it rn i can’t wait to see Jordan tomorrow so we can be out of it together

roadkillandcrows:

South American sea lion skull.

thebigpalooka:

2019 is the year we’re gonna STOP trying to fuck the monsters, robots, and aliens and START cultivating healthy emotional, intellectual and sexual intimacy with the monsters, robots, and aliens

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

boringearthsign:

I love this gif because this is the only gif that represents how i navigate life everyday. this is how I feel on a daily basis. Like this is it